the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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