At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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