Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Girls should come with a carfax report
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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