You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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