Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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