talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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