Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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