apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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