Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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