I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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