Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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