just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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