I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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