I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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