let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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