Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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