Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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