I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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