I'm really into asian looking animals
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Vodka?
Forever.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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