would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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