I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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