when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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