Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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