Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.