all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca