I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."