Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.