Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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