I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.