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people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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