I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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