You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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