I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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