No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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