I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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