I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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