so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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