Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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