happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar