We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up