I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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