Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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