Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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