just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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