Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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