ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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