There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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