i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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