My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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