Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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