Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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