We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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Found the puke drawer
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So here I am, sexting at work.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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