I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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