Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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