That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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