You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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