is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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