It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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