Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
