Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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