just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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