Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
worst night to have a conscience
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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