Please, let me fuck your mom
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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