wat bout pragnant strippers??
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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